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United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.
Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.
They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.
Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
When you fuck everyone around you so hard it can be heard around America
Sounds like americas thunder at that orgy
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What you say to America, when a random bunch of emos start hissing at you.
emos: *hissing at random guy*
random guy: america explain
A continent between Asia and North America that only exists in the alternate dimension, Jason Canon. It consists of 15 countries, one of which is an island which parodies Alcatraz and one of which was abandoned in mid-1991 due to an explosion that destroyed part of that country. And african american JasonConnors14 lives there
JasonConnors14: Hello, my name is Jason, and I live in Africa America!
North America Autonomous Zone, also North American Autonomous Zone and shortened as NAAZ, is the name of a fictional country and a meme where it's basically a North American version of Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) that includes the whole USA and Canada, the government of North America Autonomous Zone would basically be similar to CHAZ, but having a Central Committee to take care of the country and it would use of anarcho-imperialism and woke imperialism in order to defeat NATO and the West and turn all NATO countries, Western countries and Latin American countries into anarchist such as North America Autonomous Zone would be. The economics of NAAZ would basically be Bookchin Communalism united with Anarcho-Syndicalism. NAAZ is well known for its support to LGBT Rights, Otherkin Rights, Supernatural Rights, Freedom of Supernaturality, Sapient Equalism and Bioequalism.
"The North America Autonomous Zone is a meme about CHAZ that would basically be if CHAZ decided to be revolutionary and spread their revolution over the whole North America, and spread it to Europe and Latin America and lead into the creation of the World Autonomous Zone (WAZ), also Global Autonomous Zone (GAZ) or Earth Autonomous Zone (EAZ)."