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Anal Trainer

A very short training anal dildo usually between 3 - 5 inches long. Girls use it to get ready for the real thing.

Cecilia practiced long and hard with an anal trainer for years to become pro at anal sex.

by Snuke September 2, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal birth

The action of a male giving birth through their rectal cavity. This is the perfect way to give gay men what they have always wanted; a chance to use their assholes as real vaginas! The process is actually quite simple. Male recipients must first receive a uretrin transplant that is connected to their rectum. Then sperm and egg can be conceived in the womb by natural means or by artificial insemination through the anal sphincter. This way gay males can give birth while retaining their penis (obviously the best part of the male anatomy). Nine months after conception, the male will go into labor (or just take a nasty shit) and come out with a brand new member of the family.

S: oh no! i know
S: you can give anal birth!!!
(as part of S's plan to make K's heteropaternal superfecundation successful.)

by sexonabeach April 18, 2007

126๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal golfing

sticking your balls in someone's ass

Logan and Doug played an intense game of anal golfing

by Jack Mehoff March 17, 2005

53๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal wink

The act of spreading one's ass to expose the anus then giving a quick tug on one's nutsack while having the finger insterted into the anus to result in a clenching reflex of the anus.

Jaret was supprised to learn that Louis's anal reflexes where quite strong for his old age after giving him an anal wink.

by Ian Jewbag June 8, 2006

52๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anal gape

You put in your big dick in a girls ass hole and take it out fast and she'll have a huge hole in her wide asshole

I fucked my girl and I made her have an anal gape

by Dylan main August 22, 2016

28๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anal Baby

A neonate that is conceived and delivered through the anal canal.

Have you met that kid Tommy? He's a real life anal baby.

by CroatianRage October 24, 2010

25๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal symphony

a blast from downstairs (aka. fart)

Shane tooted a loud sincere anal symphonic melody
"Oh did u hear about that performance at the myer music bowel? Shane conducted a stunning anal symphony there!"

by Arjit "Spicy Vindaloo" catalogue November 11, 2007

50๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž