Rural Dictionary

Anal Demons

Demons that live inside the anus due to not being cleaned in a very long time. usually gives off a horrible smell thats like taco bell and shit (oh wait! same thing!) Can also start creeping out of the rectal cavity in the form of poop crusts.

JaLisa: Omigod! the anal demons! theyre attacking!

David: Quick! i have to perform The Anal Exorcism!

JaLisa: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! IM BLEEEDING!!!!!!!

by The Butt Pirate of Bluffton February 15, 2010

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anal birth

The action of a male giving birth through their rectal cavity. This is the perfect way to give gay men what they have always wanted; a chance to use their assholes as real vaginas! The process is actually quite simple. Male recipients must first receive a uretrin transplant that is connected to their rectum. Then sperm and egg can be conceived in the womb by natural means or by artificial insemination through the anal sphincter. This way gay males can give birth while retaining their penis (obviously the best part of the male anatomy). Nine months after conception, the male will go into labor (or just take a nasty shit) and come out with a brand new member of the family.

S: oh no! i know
S: you can give anal birth!!!
(as part of S's plan to make K's heteropaternal superfecundation successful.)

by sexonabeach April 18, 2007

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anal golfing

sticking your balls in someone's ass

Logan and Doug played an intense game of anal golfing

by Jack Mehoff March 17, 2005

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anal wink

The act of spreading one's ass to expose the anus then giving a quick tug on one's nutsack while having the finger insterted into the anus to result in a clenching reflex of the anus.

Jaret was supprised to learn that Louis's anal reflexes where quite strong for his old age after giving him an anal wink.

by Ian Jewbag June 8, 2006

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