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Hailey - Ann

Oh how the beauty,
How it can stricken me,
Hot as fire,
Onward to inspire,
Why her eyes,
Insightful as ice,
Lure me in,
Oppressing my spin,
Voluntarily to the contrary,
Entrancing as a flurry,
Matchless beauty resides,
Yon the curves of her sides,
Lust engraves within,
I struggle to hold it in,
The mere sight of her hair I gape,
Thus her hair to model her shape,
Longer though I must wait,
Exempt to prevaricate,

Rambunctious as a fox,
Appealing as the moon,
Inspiring as the ocean,
Noble as an eagle,
Beautiful as Persephone,
Optimistic as the sun,
Wonderful as the stars,
Sweet as a cup of sugar,

Gone are ones thoughts,
Indecision leaves spots,
Rolling through the strife,
Love of my life...

(Hailey - Ann walks in)

Me: Oh look, It's Persephone's contender...

(Persephone looks at her... and gapes...)

Persephone: That's not fair...

by bigblueeys May 17, 2018


Ann Coultering

According to CollegeHumor The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge 2, Ann Coultering is the act of taking a shit while standing up. Because of an unbelievably tight butthole, Ann Coultering result in "spewing shit all over and when you are done, everyone hates you". While Some doctors believe Ann Coultering is medically impossible, others say "No I bet I could do it"

Ann Coultering is now part of the Ann Coulter Challenge, to the detriment of public bathrooms everywhere in the US.

Guy A- Some kid has been Ann Coultering in the Starbucks shitters

by CanucksJoker70 August 3, 2018


Sophia Anne Caruso

An amazing actress who rocked the winter garden theatre as Lydia

Did you enjoy seeing Sophia Anne Caruso in Beetlejuice?

Yes

by chickennuggiez April 24, 2022


Anne Wilson

Anne Wilson is a person.

Anne Wilson is Josiah’s next sacrifice

by Berthatesmaddie September 28, 2018


kylie ann levins

kylie ann levins is amazing

person 1: omg it’s kylie ann levins

by ahhhh what’s up fam July 15, 2019


dixie ann

A very independent woman who is very blunt and honest. She loves love, peace, and music. She's very colorful and beautiful inside and out. She is the luckiest woman you'll ever meet.

I am so jealous of Dixie Ann.

by AValidPoint September 24, 2023


Jaimee-Ann

Jaimee-Ann is the living embodiment of beauty and grace. Just like all Goddesses, she exudes light and radiates kindness, warmth and compassion. To know her is considered a higher honour than any medal, trophy or certificate in existence and to be in her presence can invoke extreme envy from those who are not.

"Do you know Jaimee-Ann?"

"Is she the one with the gorgeous hair and award-winning smile? Yeah, I know her."

by LAVVH November 22, 2021