April 28

April 28 is national grab ass day and national grab pum pum day

(Walks up to girl and grabs her by the pum pum)
April 28 is the best day ever

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april 17th

national day of bananas. banana is the most beautuful fruit. On this day you can eat just banans and nothing else because if you don’t eat just banans you will have bad year.

april 17th

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April 4th

Cuff day

I’ll have her on April 4th

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April 19th

National send feet pics day. All the booboos gotta send you feet pictures for no cost

Ayo blood did you know it’s April 19th?

Whats that bro?
It’s national send feet pics bro!

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April 18

All the girls in middle school have to get with one person. And you have to let that boy or girl do anything to you.

Let me fuck you its april 18

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April 18

April 18th is national grab a dick day. This means that if you are single, grab them dicks. If you are taken, find your bf and give him a great time, or funny your gf and show her the definition. HAVE A GREAT DAY HORNY PEOPLE

P1: Yo r u hangin w ur girl on April 18?
P2: yeah bro, why?
P1: it’s national grab a dick day.
P2: *takes out phone and calls gf* “Guess what day it is!!!!”

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17th april

On this day it is required that all thots get their bums out and shake them all over the town

Me: yoooo it’s the 17th April

Friend: and what the fuck does that mean????
Me: look at that THOT —>
Friend: drops dead because all blood has gone to his dick.

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