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a black girl who likes white and black guys made up by twitter/ig (taylorthefirst1 and b7wsam)
girl: what type of guys do you like
black girl: oh i like black and white guys
girl: Ohhhhhh so your a panda bear
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n. 1. the answer to the Christmas cracker riddle: What's furry and minty?; 2. phenomenon or situation that makes no possible sense usually because of the altered states of the participants; an enigma (2007-8-d.f. < jenandtaraism orig. cryptic Christmas cracker, possible combined expression of the equation "polar bear" - "polar" + "polo mint" - "mint" = "extreme confusion" or "polo bear".)
Definition 1:
Christmas Cracker: What's furry and minty?
Intoxicated Party-goer: I don't know...what?
Christmas Cracker: A Polo Bear!
Intoxicated Party-goer: Ah, a polo bear! Wait -what's that? That's not funny, just cryptic. Hey, does anyone know what a polo bear is?
Christmas Cracker: You know, you're the only person at this party who has even bothered to talk to me.
Definition 2:
Tara: Remember last New Year's Eve? What was that all about?
Jen: Yeah, I don't know. The whole evening was a bit of a polo bear for me.
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Dank Bear - a game of cricket which is played between mates, two sides called Draughts (pronounced Droughts) and goons. Draughts tend to be a more handsome team, goons are the not so good looking side.
Gee the Draughts played well at the Dank Bear Series Cricket match
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A beastly, massive and hairy creature.
" Book and Amie, damn those gorilla bears! In the eighth grade, they were at it in the woods behind my house. I found fur trails everywhere. AND THEY BROKE MY RAZOR!!!!"
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When you're sitting down and you drop something and you try to catch it by closing your legs really fast, and you squish your nuts.
Friend: What happened to you?
Me: I was sitting in class when I dropped my pencil on my lap and bear trapped myself.
Friend: I bet your balls liked that.
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(proper noun) a naked bear with animal friends.
Did you used to watch that show little bear?
You mean that naked bear with the animal friends?
Yea, that.
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