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Baja Blast

1. Coming to you soon.

“If you meet Mountain Dew, you will find your pathway to cancer”.

“Sugar is in CO^3 Sinners, Like The Baja Blast, Love it”.

by -i s ii[]{!}// May 09, 2021


A blast from the past

When an elderly queefs or farts

I was walking through the old folks home and heard a blast from the past from Betty’s room

by Swaggymfman February 09, 2022


Seismic Semen Blast

The volcanuous eruption of semen from the genitals of a male donor a male that Is capable of registering upon a Richter scale device.

Bobs seismic semen blast had penetrated deeply into Mary’s abyss of a vagina.

by Cashpuller420 March 03, 2023


Cotton Blast

When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.

I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.

by Rob Burry June 29, 2024


Booch Blast

When your kombucha fizzes upon opening and blasts all over you

"Sorry I'm late, I had a booch blast"

by zzburg May 09, 2019


Blast a cig

A term for smoking cigarettes when you’re with the boys.

Yo u wanna go blast a cig?”
Yes I want to go.. too”

by ebertjodef June 29, 2021


Cosmic Blasted

When you are turbo gonked on quality gas

Person 1: Yo steve!
Person 5: steve can’t answer you, he’s cosmic blasted
Steve:

by dinkystinker January 28, 2023