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Postmortem/Raining Blood

From Slayer's landmark 1986 album, Reign In Blood.
The heaviest, most brutal 7 minutes and 44 seconds of anything ever recorded in the history of music. Both of these songs are heavy, fast, angry, unforgiving thrash masterpieces, and they both deserve separate definitions.

Postmortem:
A song about what else? Postmortem. Accompanied by chaotic guitars and lightning fast drumming, Tom Araya's frightening, unforgiving, and morbid vocals in this song make it literally sound like you've gone to hell and are being yelled at by Satan himself. About 1:45 into the song, Tom Araya lets out a high-pitched, epic scream. If this scream doesn't give you an eargasm, then you are not a metalhead. As the song breaks down, you think the ride through hell is over, and you're safe again. You're wrong. The song starts up again with some awesome guitars, and Dave's bullet-paced drumming. Some more hellish lyrics are yelled, and the song starts to break down again. Again you are tricked into thinking the hellish musical pummeling is over. It's not. In fact, it couldn't be farther from it.

Raining Blood:
A loud clap of thunder is heard, along with guitars and slow drumming. You have no idea that you are in for the most brutal, deadly piece of music ever written. As the song starts to pick up, you hear the unforgettable Raining Blood riff, and the drumming starts. There's no turning back now. The song just starts getting heavier and heavier, and faster and faster. Then Tom yells "Trapped in purgatory!!! A lifeless object alive!!!" and his voice sounds even more horrifying and deep than in Postmortem, or hell, even Angel of Death. The ear pounding ensues as the song continues, getting heavier every second, until Tom finishes the vocals, and the guitars and drums keep going faster, faster, and faster until you start headbanging like never before. Then it all ends suddenly, with a thunder clap, followed by the sound of rain. It's all over now. Pussies can now go cry to their mothers, and metalheads can now start the CD over.

In short, two thrash metal masterpieces. If you claim yourself to be a metalhead and you haven't heard these two before, please give me your home address, so I can go to your house and beat the shit out of you.

My sinful glare at nothing holds thoughts of death behind it!!
Skeletons in my mind commence, tearing at my sanity!!
Vessels in my brain carry death until my birth!!
Come and die with me forever,
Share insanity!!!

DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!?!

-Part of Postmortem/Raining Blood

by I Will Kill You January 29, 2007

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Crips 'n Bloods

Rivalry gangs formed in Los Angeles, (bloods were also in Toronto) Compton.

Bloods are associated with the color red, red bandanas, drugs, guns. Examples of celebs, YG, Drake, Fetty Wap.

Crips are associated with the color blue, blue bandanas, drugs guns.

Examples of celebs, N.W.A. If you anit know who they are even bloods no get off!

Crips 'n Bloods are rival gangs

Crip 1: Damn why you bleeding?

Crip 2: I was walking and I got jumped by dem bloods.

Crip 3: serves you right for walking in the wrong part of Compton.

Crip 2: they said "Hit and Crip by the Lip and Watch Dem True Colors drips,"

Blood 1: im in da mood to kill a brip for breakfast

Random crip: u mean crip?

Blood 2: Da fuck oh hell no, scram nigga

Blood 3: hell naw nigga let's jump his ass
Blood 4: Hit a Krip by the Lip and Watch dem True Kolors drip

Random women taking a trip to L.A. With her friends

Women: Crips and Bloods just need to get along

Friend 1: yeah but a nigga who fights is kinda hot

Friend 2: fuck that shit let them fight they killing themselves over a color dumbass Crips 'n Bloods

by BloodNigforLife February 2, 2016

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


blood on my knife

Prison term referring to getting stabbed.

Shit on my dick, or blood on my knife. (From the movie, "The Butterfly Effect".)

by Gandolfino April 7, 2006

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Blood clot gang

A bunch of autistic kids who think it’s a great idea to form a line going from one side of the school hallway and to walk really slowly. All of the members of blood clot gang are females who vape in the bathroom at school. Blood clot gang originates from Phillips Wisconsin

That retarded ass blood clot gang walks about as fast as their brain functions.

by Big reet69 March 30, 2019

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Throbbing Blood Tube

Another way to describe a long hard cock

Whore 1: His big long throbbing blood tube went into my ass to my mouth
Whore 2: What the fuck

by KillingMySelf July 26, 2016

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Blood Ring of Death

Noun. When a man has sexual intercourse with a female during the peak of menstration, he then pulls out his drenched penis and inserts it into the females mouth leaving a red ring of blood around her lips.

Either Jenna got some new lipstick or she is on her period, cause it looks like she got the blood ring of death.

by Ryan, Batman October 8, 2007

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Blood Of The Ivory King

Blood Of The Ivory King is a form of KΓ©nji Lescara that is the opposite of KΓ©njis Timebreaker Form, It Switches stats from speed and high attack to Defense and a slower speed.

KΓ©nji: "I Can't win this with just speed, I'll need to switch it up with The Blood of The Ivory King"

by KΓ©nji Lescara January 26, 2019

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž