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that ride is off da books

A vehicle that is completely "decked out" as far as engine, audio system and anything else found inside a vehicle.

The judge at the car show said "that ride is off da books!"

by Element Master October 17, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


half-blood prince book

A textbook (usually old) with lots of very helpful writing on the inside of it.

The name comes from the sixth Harry Potter novel/movie.

Joe: whoa, look at my copy of Hamlet, it explains what they're saying!
Bob: looks like you've got a half-blood prince book

by mrbattleman November 29, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fill-in-the-blank-holy-book

Popular worldwide religious writings, including such books as the Bible, the Talmud, the Qur’an, the Book of Mormon, the Sikh scriptures, the Vedas, the Upanishads, the Bhagavad Gita, David Letterman’s 10 Ten Lists, or any works by Douglas Adams.

The Qur'an is just another fill-in-the-blank-holy-book, in the the same way the bible a Holy Book for Christians.

by Buckaroo May 11, 2006

23πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


You (can) make book on that

This expression can be used in reference to quickly explaining an idea, motive or action to make a very firm point. It's a way of saying that something is certain and will happen no matter what. The use of the word 'book' is synonyms with 'print.' Once something is printed (i.e. newspaper, novel), it is permanent.

"The Breakfast Club" (1985)
Vernon says, "Now, I may not have caught you in the act this time, but you can bet I will."
Allison laughs.
Vernon replies, "You can make book on that, missy!"

"Don't worry they will spend her money one day, you (can) make book on that."

by Ryder Williams January 15, 2008

13πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


The Black Book of Communism

A dubious hodgepodge of dishonesty and Nazi sympathy that tends to be the touchstone of libertarian cranks, shitlibs and Jordan Peterson dorks the world over. The bellwether for figuring out if someone is an apple polisher or bootlicker.

Imbecile: Communism killed 100 million people, I read it in the Black Book of Communism.
Me: You actually watched a PragerU video on YouTube and your penis is very, very small.

by JeffersonWheelchair April 17, 2022

6πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


couldn't-give-a-fuck book

A ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn't give two shits about. Especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg. bouncers, security guards etc.

Guy: I really need to get in that club!
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...

by samwisegamg33 April 22, 2011

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor

A book of deliverance mentioned to arrive in the end-times by God's arch messenger, Michael, in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1, and Revelations 10:1-11. The leader prophet "Naziyr" will deliver as foretold in Jeremiah chapter 30.

"You got that new Bible called, "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor" yet?"

by The Covenant Messenger July 21, 2021