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the apple bottom special

when a guy pops some baby powder on is sausage and testicles and leans back like hes about to play limbo and the girl gets on top of him and lets all her anger out on his powerpole the baby powder just simply softens the landing and cakes the cum leaving a wonderful sugercake for his lover.

he wants a cake and by god hes gonna give it to her.... ladies and gentlemen the apple bottom special.

by summersausage August 31, 2010

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Power bottom for Jesus

A Google suggestion when "Power Bottom" is typed in. Established by angry gay atheists who hate Jesus because he taught peace, love, compassion and empathy but apparently the gay and atheist crowds don't like that and have taken to insulting him in this way or perhaps the homosexuals secretly yearn after him just as much as the atheists as they can't seem to stop talking about him or Christians.

Personally I think atheists (i.e queers) want hard Christian cock but because they can't get it they take their sexual frustration out with stupid insults such as this. Apparently it's wrong to call a gay man a queer or faggot but they (along with atheists) are allowed to mock Christians because they've had bad experiences in the past with a few Christians. This type of double standard isn't acceptable and I suggest that the queers and atheists fuck off and take a huge one up their ass and have an anal prolapse as a result.

"Power bottom for Jesus" was an insulting term originated by an angry gay atheist who had a prolapsed anus after taking too many cocks up there. He also had aids and anal cancer and was slowly dying as the result of his anal sex with men outside of gay bars.

by Skialian January 7, 2014

22πŸ‘ 223πŸ‘Ž


bare bottom slap-off

An activity where two naked or partially clothed men stand side by side, and take turns slapping each other on the ass as hard as possible.

Russ: You are an asshole!
Chris: Oh yeah? Well, I challenge you to a bare bottom slap-off!
Russ: It's on like donkey kong!
Chris: Fuck yeah! Let me get on my ass-less chaps first!

by Der Red Baron September 1, 2006

19πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

The act of placing cellophane over your partner's mouth, then deficating on the celophane. Your partner then takes your feces into his/her mouth and tongues it through the celophane.

I used'd up all of the saran wrap last night givin' mah bitch a glass-bottom steam boat fo' her birfday

by VanMan423 July 11, 2003

14πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


BBB- Bite Bottom Brandon

/bee-bee-bee/

verb

1. The act of biting into a peachy bottom

Similar: sink ones teeth into, munch, crunch, masticate, chew.

β€œit was looking nice so I did the BBB- Bite Bottom Brandon”

by Trillxdadian April 22, 2020

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Topping from the Bottom

When a top just ain't hittin' it right, and needs some guidance and expertise so the bottom gives their own input on how they like it.

Person A: I heard you fucked Riley last night.
Person B: Yeah, he wasn't a really expirenced top, so I had to start topping from the bottom.

by Saturninus717 January 11, 2019

3πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Reverse Glass Bottom Boat

The act of shitting on someones face, then wrapping their head with saran wrap to smush the shit all over thier face. A perverse sexual move more prevalent in the African-American community.

Marcus found out his ho was sleepin with his homeboy, so he reverse glass bottom boated that bitch right after he gave her a flaming wally.

by Phil Hackney September 8, 2006

34πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž