box of bees

An easy to assemble kit used to construct a beehive. Has to be placed in an open and natural area where there are a lot of flowering plants, and comes with a queen bee and other bees. The container buzzes since it contains live bees. Best to have a bee expert assist.

Mike: "Honey, I just ordered that box of bees online."

Ann: "Great! In a few months, we'll have our own organic honey."

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Box Crusher

Someone who is a master in the sack ... aka Mr. Chibani

Al is a real "box crusher"

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poot box

Buttocks, ass, booty, behind

I popped my dick in her poot box

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cricket box

Houses where mooncrickets live. A few rooms built end-to-end so the house is long and very narrow. Also called a shotgun house.

When we were on safari at lunch yesterday, we drove through a neighborhood that was very dangerous looking...lots of cricket boxes and crack houses.

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Primo Box

Pussy or Prime Pussy

My friend helped me get some primo box. Thank you.

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idiot box

A term developed by people who would have been horified if they'd known that the television would become relatively tame compared to all the other shitty electronic boxes developed since.

Joe, I'm tellin' ya, throw out that damned idiot box before the Missus and ya Chillun waste away before it. It'll be the end of the world it will.

Bloody hell they took it far enough with those damned idiot boxes, look at all these little toys they got out now for the kids, what's the world coming to eh?

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x-box

Best gaming console ever. People who make fun of it are just jealous fucks because they don't have one. Either that or the controller is just bigger than their dinky penises.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, I just got an x-box and it's pretty awesome."

Guy 2: "That thing's fucking gay. The controller is too big and it reminds me of my 3 inch."

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