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When you make the most delicious breakfast served with coffee and you find a banger video to watch with the breakfast
“Come downstairs breakfast is ready”
“Alright, what’s for breakfast”
“Waffles with syrup and butter”
“Is there coffee”
“Yes”
“Say less”
Goes on YouTube finds a tommy craze/poofesure video
“BANGER BREAKFAST ALERT 🥳”
After picking up an Ibor City Stripper, or similar whore, return to her gross apartment and engage in anal sex. As you are about to orgasm, withdraw and place the first spurt into her face, uninvited. Jam the pulsing dick into her vagina, then anus. Sometimes referred to the Danny D , but with a variation. You have become a legend if you can complete the Ibor City Breakfast.
Check it out, after you guys left Mercedes and I went to her place. We hooked up and, I was in her butt about to go, and I completed an Ibor City Breakfast!
When those TikTok assholes thinks they're doing it right
Asshole 1 : Look guys! I'm eating Balkan Breakfast!
Some random dude in the comments : stfu that ain't the Balkan Breakfast you absolute foolish nigga
When you wake up and first thing you want before water or food or to even brush your teeth, is to bone down. So you do.
Hey girl, did he get it in last night?
Nah, but I got breakfast boned so it was all good!
Pussy for breakfast means that your sucking pussy or having sex in the morning
Me:
i had pussy for breakfast
My freind:
What you had pussy for breakfast OMG
they say you go to school and eat the schools breakfast
ohhh yeaaa national eat breakfast day
When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance
Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.