Bum squirt is any kind of liquid that comes from a bum
The bum squirt that was leaking from the bum is nothing you want to drink
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Someone who only has a job because of the government bailout. Usually someone doing construction or something similar on government owned property.
Phil: I wish they would stop redoing this street, it's the third time this year.
Ian: Yeah, all of these workers are bailout bums.
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An act of pleasuring ones bum on a warm radiator while ingesting food stuffs of extraordinary proportions. This is often done during a break in work or at the stroke of midnight. Observers can often seem bemused and have to be treated for mild shock as the belly of the beast enacting this routine sends one in to a state of despair.
Why on earth is Radiator Bumming so good?
Answer: It is the only thing that understands my needs as a woman
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A foundational indicator of creative talent. A benchmark of skill with communicative language, be it written or visual.
"She was so artistically challenged, she couldn't draw bum on a wall."
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A purveyor of the bum; one who rents out male prostitutes.
Q: Remind me, what does Andy do these days?
A: Oh, he's a right bum merchant. His boys are all over the place.
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Where shit drys in your ass after its been improperly wiped and when you scratch your ass it falls out like dust and it gets all over the place.
you fuckin arse you left bum crumble all over th toilet seat.
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Someone with a fat bum will sit on you and squash the banana out of you
A fat bum is someone a girl named Allison might have or a Dorthy
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