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When you smear chunky peanut butter over a girls ass with a peanut allergy to make dem cheeks thick as fuckkkkk.
Jeff: I can't believe you fucked Sam she has no ass
Jack: Bruh I don't give a fuck, she's allergic to peanuts so I gave her those Nutty Buns. Boom from limp dick to slim thick like that
Happy Buns can be used in a variety of ways.
One it can be used to bring cheer to a friend who is downcast due to some serious unforeseen or unfortunate events.
Two it can be used to rouse an otherwise sad-sack from commiserating in his life’s problems. Much like number one but a little different due to the size of the problem i.e. losing a GF vs. losing a grandfather.
Three happy buns can be used as punishment. Like if your camping and friggen Karl eats all the Peanut Oreos like a fatass while everyone is out fishing and catching dinner or gathering firewood.
There are a few types of happy buns, punishment happy buns are pants down with bare buns rubbing against the perp from all sides meant to shame and humble. While the more cheery is with pants on meant to more to uplift the person in more or less of a hug from your butts. It’s hard to explain butt it works.
Just try it.
Hey, Brennan did you hear about Zacks brother? Doc says he has Syphilis again...apparently the outcome is not looking good this time. Zack may need some happy buns to cheer him up.
Damn dude Chavis has been moping for weeks about his breakup...he might need some Happy buns.
Friggen James brought a 6 pack to guys night and drank everyone's beers then had the audacity to take his 6 pack home with him. House rules always state that "The holder of the night of games shall retain all beers left at the end of the eve as payment for hosting the event". This Biotch needs the not so happy buns!
The saucy bun is when you pour multiple condiments like ketchup and mustard onto your parenters booty. Right before punishing his/her booty you must scream a terrible kinky hotdog phrase"
"now all we need is a hot dog"
"Let try some Kielbasa in this bun"
"You like onion on your bun because I am gonna make you cry when I am done"
"that saucy bun needs a polish dog"
Alien buns are a major antagonist of the spin-off Adventures in Rock Bottom. They are buns from planet Kepchunica with the power of possesing food. Their objetive is to control all the restaurants that they find.
Bob: These buns are alive Oh my God I can’t believe it there alive buns. So live there called alive buns Please save me at Mercy
Eli: no
Bob: why
Eli: Because I don’t care
Bob: (dies from Alien buns)
Sticky buns is a slang term to refer to a sticky feeling to the buttocks after the act of pouring lean onto them purely as a flex.
Dude, did you hear our boy Ballout gave some bitch sticky buns on the train?