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"You can work as an engineer and do philosophy" "Yes I can Obama!"
............... First gay president?
Hym "First gay president! Gay Obama! I tried to think of something clever to call him like 'Barack Gaybama' or 'Gayrack Ohomo' or something but I don't think it works... Nah... Whatever. First gay president! WOOOOO!"
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Something that Knight the Fluff#7907 loves, and others alike.
Knight saw Obamas sussy balls and passed out.
I love Obamas sussy balls!
In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name “Obama Washer”
How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because it’s one of them damn Obama washers.
It´s his first name.
Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"
Scholar: " It´s his first name."
Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"
Scholar: "That would be his first name."
Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."
Scholar: "I think you got it."
Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"
Jacob - Walks out *confused*
idk what the fuck it is bro
search it up lazy ass
person 1: dudeee i know obama's full name
person 2: no wae
cop:ur under arrest for stealing the 69th document of the black house