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Going to another state to get an abortion because it's illegal in your state
I just found out I'm pregnant, so I need to go camping in New Mexico.
A term used within the US Army Infantry to describe the appearance of an individual wearing improperly configured or poorly fitting gear. Typically in reference to the clanking/rattling sound the assorted pouches, loose straps, and dangling buckles make
when they move around, likening it to the clattering of pots and pans a horse-drawn gypsy caravan supposedly made. Looking like a gypsy camp typically denotes amateurish behavior and is seen as an indicator that said individual is unaccustomed to or inexperienced with performing their duties in the field.
You look like a goddamned gypsy camp, I could hear you from the other side of that ridge-line. Fix your shit!
Suffering. Dehydration, heat, holding an instrument in an uncomfortable position for long peroids of time, heat, long hours, no hanging with friends, and being called a nerd
Person 1: *In the hospitial*
Person 2: Why are you in the hosipital?
Person 1: Band camp
Person 2: *Under breath* nerd. *Loud enough to hear* Get better
The art of sleeping in a portable structure at a camp ground with every single comfort from home that it's not really camping at all. This often results in an experience far more expensive than an expensive hotel. (Different from staying in a caravan, as that is not camping but caravanning). People who go Quasi-camping are often loud obnoxious and never take their rubbish with them.
I went to the campground, there were so many people Quasi-camping, it gives me the impression that they hate the outdoors and would rather stay at home. They were obnoxious, loud and messy.
Little Jonboy who loves Burgers
Edward Camp ate all the cheeseburgers
Gay sex in a tent
Orgie of men having sex in a tent
Dosnt have to be in a tent
Would you like to do camping Craig tomorrow
Great "fun activities" youth-establishment to send all of your noisy brats for the summer, because of the delightful lack of "stuffy discipline" that needlessly demands quiet and meekness at all times --- at this joint, kids are allowed to yell and shout all they want. Located on a well-known island off the coast of New Brunswick, between Canada and the U.S. Deceased Prez F.D.R. had a summer cottage built on that same Island --- maybe he enjoyed hollering sometimes, also.
Harassled young mom: I just can't think how I'm gonna be able to stand having my fractious "holy terrors" underfoot for the whole summer.
Best friend (also a frazzled mother): Well, you could just send them to Camp-a-Bellow --- let 'em blow off a little steam so they'll be calmer come school-time.