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A chocolate twinkie is when someone injects semen into a chunk of excrement then has someone eat it.
"I saw this nasty porno last night where this guy gave this girl a chocolate twinkie. It was disgusting! Still...kinda cool though..."
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The act of being kissed in such an aggressive and intrusive way that your mouth is attacked and invaded. This type of kiss will remind you of someone who is attempting to lick every last spec of chocolate from the inside of an otherwise empty bowl of chocolate ice cream.
As we were walking home he pinned me against the wall and started chocolate bowling me. Yuck!
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A code word homosexual men have for the poopy anus.
Hey there. Any plans for the weekend? I'm just gonna have some hot chocolate.
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A Chocolate Thomas is when you insert your thumb in your anus, wiggle it around, pull it out, and then proceed to suck on said thumb.
I was so drunk last night, I was scratching my ass and ended up giving myself a Chocolate Thomas.
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A sweet chocolate flavored custard-like pudding usually thickened with flour rather than eggs.
Pudding, sometimes shortened to "pud" /pΚd/ - any various soft sweet desserts thickened usually with flour and baked or boiled or steamed.
Person 1: "What are we having for dessert?"
Person 2: "Chocolate pud".
Person 3: "YES! I LOVE chocolate pudding!"
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While visiting your in-laws your mother-in-law wakes up in the middle of the night only to let loose on the toilette with the door open destroying the entire hallway.
Kelley's mom woke up after all you can eat taco night and totally dropped a chocolate piΓ±ata scaring the kids half to death.
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(Verb) A sexual act or ritual specifically pertaining to the deliberate, direct inhalation of flatulence. The term coined amidst the Trump Regime of America.
John has scarred many women due to his disturbing and constant chocolate dusting habit.
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