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You might say this when you're waiting for a blonde-headed male to hurry and get his blonde head down in your crotch area...
I say it all the time to those two boys I find campin' out in MY woods! No trespassing boys!
Pronounciation: Cum-ohn-ghet-cha-blhonde-hed-down-the-uh-.....-YEEEE-AAAAH!
Me: Get over here boi... NOW!
Blonde Boy: *Gets up and walks towards me*
Me: I want BOTH of you suckin' on this cawk...
Blonde Boy: *Gets on his knees and hesitates to try my cawk*
Me: Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEAH!
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How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
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But it isn't over for the woman and it's endless.
Princess Lover! Ova -
After the princess tried to pleasure her fiancé with her cleavage, tits and mouth in a limousine, he finally comes. Just when she was thinking about leaving the spacious comfy car, her fiancé pulled up both her legs onto his shoulders before she could react.
Shockingly, the princess screamed embarassingly, "Isn't it over for the man when he comes?!"
Her fiancé schemingly replied, "But it isn't over for the woman."
Then he added, "And I have to repay your love" while caressing her thighs, ripping off her thongs and tasting her pussy.
The princess moaned with a high pitch, "AWWWWWW......nooooo..." when her fiancé goes on and on, in and in, unstoppingly with all kinds of positions available in the CAR......!
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1. Jamar comes from afar
2. Ala akbar
3. Something u say when u come from afar
i ran 3 k to beat someone in a race. when i did i yelled My name is jamar i come from afar.
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The same as cool your jets, basically meaning to calm down, or take it easy.
"I can't believe he'd do such a stupid thing, I'm going to kill him!"
Easy tiger, don't let your nappy come adrift".
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