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An disappointment after having wasted a lot of effort on something.
We spent so much time working on Rhapsody in Blue last term, and because of the France Tour, orchestra rehearsals have been cancelled this term so now we'll have to relearn the whole piece next term. It's a real kick in the dick for all of us.
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Racecar Driver from Wisconsion
Dick Trickle has over 600 wins!
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The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine
Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
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Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.
"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"
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Any male individuals who have had sexual relations with the same orifice of another individual
Some famous dick cousins are Billy-Bob Thorton and Brad Pitt, Sean Combs and Marc Anthony, Russell Crowe and Cynthia Mort
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Greatest ship EVER, David Bowie+Mick Jagger. And it is/was REAL.
1: Hey have you heard Dancing in the street?
2: Yes, I ship Dick Bagger ever since
1: Me too, did you know it was confirmed by bowie's ex-wife, she found them post-coitus and just offered them coffee.
2: SO COOL!
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When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop
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