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Crushings Disease

Contracted by looking at Hot Human Beings:

(non-contagious)

Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does

(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~

(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.

(created Kenzie & Katy)

Girl likes guy and has no idea if he has any kind of feelings for her.

So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.

She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"

She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does

She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.

by Crushing Disease Patient September 13, 2013


Miniaturejoshey Disease

You may contract this disease from interacting with Miniaturejoshey while on the Hypixel server in Minecraft. People who have contracted this disease often lose higher brain function and a sense of reason. You might find such individuals in Hypixel lobbies or on Twitter talking about Miniaturejoshey. Despite doing this for many years, they do not seem to be able to return to normal and spiral into madness.

"He has unfortunately contracted the Miniaturejoshey Disease."

by georgefilipe June 5, 2024


Skype Transmitted Disease

Skype Transmitted Disease or STD

Receiving a virus or a type of malware via skype.

Example: Bob was sent a file from him friend through skype and his friend said "Its so you can get free diamond on Minecraft!"

Oh Dear i think i have an STD (Skype Transmitted Disease)

by Bobhilleh November 16, 2015


Sifa Disease

A term coined by TheFurEffect to denote someone who is infected by the evils of communism.

There are a major and a maximum form:

Sifa Major: Those who willingly support the evils of communism despite being from a free society

Sifa Maximum: Those born under the evils of communism

Symptoms include ( but are not limited to ):
- Being subhuman
- Extremely low IQ across the board ( no matter how many tests say otherwise )
- Being greedy and selling out their area / country for money
- Having no soul
- Believing that communism can do anything other than harm to everyone / thing
- Choosing corruption over democracy / freedom

If your friends or anybody you know is suffering from Sifa Sifa Disease then I urge you to put them out of their missery and end their pitiful existence like a wounded dog that won't make it to the vet in time. They'll thank you from the afterlife for your service

Guy A: Look at Girl C over there. She looks like a keeper

Guy B: Oh, you don't know? She has Sifa Disease. I'm going to put her out of her missery later today

Guy A: Damn, if she wasn't infected, I'd totally date her

by Melon Foreigner January 1, 2022


sangita disease

a word use for someone that is retarded.

oh look at her she has the sangita disease

by murda man. June 13, 2022


sangita disease

a word used someone that is retarded.

oh look at her she has the sangita disease

by murda man. June 13, 2022


sangita disease

someone that is slower then everyone else mentally

HA HA HE has the sangita disease

by murda man. June 30, 2022