Fisting someone with your thumb up.
Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo
The act of jacking off, jerkin your gerkin, whacking your pud, choking your chicken, spanking your monkey, wrangling the weasel, etc...
Today I busted in on my boyfriend doing the fist boogie.
To fist your partner while only using ranch dressing as lubrication
We ruined our brand new sheets last night when you gave me that ranch fist honey
fist-to-five
(noun or verb) : when you, instead of slapping "fives" you do a "fist bump" not to the other person's fist, but to their outstretched open-hand, awaiting "high-five"
I was surpised when my brother hit me with a fist-to-five when I won the lottery, tellin' me he was cool with it.
intransitive verb; to place one's hand inside of another's anal cavity fully before uncurling one's fingers
The squad conducted the fist to five semi-weekly in order to better organize their innards
Fist to five is a phrase commonly used in school classrooms, mostly of younger ages. This is a rating system that is used to describe how fondly a group of people is on a certain thing. A fist being the worst or least liked and a 5 bring good or the most positive.
Okay class, from fist to five how do you feel about the test?
Jon I held up a 5 because I think I’m going to ace the test!
When you go for a fist bump and switch it to a high five.
Yo bump me man!
Ok!
(Switches to a five) TURKEY FIST!!!