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What happens to your balls when you wipe back to front and get shit on your balls
I shit and wiped back to front and gave myself a Shat Flap
When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.
Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap
Farting; flatulence - the act by which the gas from your bowels flaps the buttex cheeks together.
You might want to grab some toilet paper, those crack flaps sounded wet.
The manner in which a male's penis travels when walking if unrestricted by garmet(s). Only applies to biological men, "transgender" men don't actually have penises, despite the current narrative.
Girl at nude beach: Omg look at they's cock flapping in the wind while them slowly walks towards us! I am so going to suck it off!
Other girl: That's a biological male you dumb slut. And learn propper english you libtard.
The act of putting your foot between a woman’s breasts and juggling the breasts to excite a response.
Me and the missus started off the other night in bed with flap a tit.
Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.
Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…
The act of flicking external labia during foreplay. When done correctly it will increase blood flow to the labia and clitoris, causing a more intense and pleasurable sensation.
Flap flicking is often requested during oral sex.
Trudi: Had the best sex with Greg last night; I love it when he gets things started with a good flap flicking. When I'm feeling like a naughty girl, I love asking him to flick my flaps.