an adult joke, not linking to anything explicit, usually relates to adulthood, coffee, poor life decisions or being a teacher.
my teacher recently dropped a coffee joke in class.
this is a coffee mug but on a mug? Go buy one
i have a coffee mug that says Coffee mug.exe
When somebody really irritates you but you act really nice to them anyway, just to be polite. But then one day, you have a cup of coffee and get all hyped up and yell at them like there's no tomorrow. After that, you've burnt the bridge and you're dancing on the embers.
Danielle: Oh jesus, he sounds so annoying
Emily: I know right, but then I flipped out and it was a total coffee scenario. I feel so much better now.
when you hold your warm coffee close to you with two hands when it’s too hot to drink. this provides comfort and a brief moment of sanity
caleb: babe why are you holding your coffee like that
brielle: i needed a coffee cuddle while it cools down
An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.
Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens
"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."
The necessary container for the all-essential life juice known as coffee. Substitutions, such as a foam cup, a thermos, or otherwise, may taint the coffee.
When my Urban Dictionary coffee mug went missing, I went for 3 hours that morning without a single cup of coffee! I almost died!