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Stone is acc the bolloks see him on nights out all the time he always messing about with his ankle cause that’s how big his knob is. Would love a peice of that one day
He is acc the bolloks he has a massive knob don’t know how he is the bolloks at Most things wish I could be like him one day
I wish I could be a stone German
There's getting weird, then there's getting German weird. It's a whole new level of kinky.
If your girl asks to get German weird don't be surprised if you get a feather duster in your ass.
To fail at something you're supposed to be good at
'Did you see how spain pulled a german against russia in the world cup?'
'A team like argentina should never ever pull a german against france'
THI IS WHEN A GUY FROM GEORGIA GOES THE WHORE HOUSE TO GET A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO GET SOMEONES NAILS DONE
EDDY WHEN TO THE LUCKY SPA FOR A GERMAN RABBIT
When someone swaps alcoholic beer with non-alcoholic, while noone is watching.
Izak didn't want to drink, but his friends forced him to get drunk, so he pulled a "german betrayal"
A German Shotgun, or German Shotty, is similar to a shotty that most potheads are familiar with, however, instead of placing a blunt backwards in ones mouth and blowing it into someone else's mouth, you instead use a straw to blow the smoke into the recipient's asshole. Another participant then comes and sucks the smoke out of that asshole for a powerful hit.
Douglas took a German Shotgun last night and coughed so hard he puked.