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(v.) Masturbation in prison.
ex: " Mayn bro I hit a lick when my celly was out at yard.!"
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Hard and unexpected punch between the eyes.
This bitch flicked my nuts, so I king hit that ho.
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Smoking weed out of a bong. The proper way to do it is put a bit of tobacco at the bottom, and fill the rest of the bowl with weed. Then take the whole hit at once and clear the bowl in one breath. Guaranteed to knock you off your feet.
Dude #1 - What are you guys up to?
Dude #2 - Just chillin, doing some bong hits.
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A method for consuming the small pieces of snack items left in the bag after all of the easily handled pieces have been consumed.
Generally, the portion of the snack consumed by this method contains higher concentrations of salt and flavorings making this portion highly desirable.
Procedure:
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1) Make sure easily handled portions have been consumed.
2) With one hand, grab one of the bottom corners of the bag.
3) With the other hand, grab the top corner of the bag on the same side as the bottom corner in the opposite hand.
4) Pull the two corners apart to create the smoothest path from the bottom corner to the top.
5) Tilt the bag to collect the remaining snack portions into the bottom corner held in your hand.
6) Bring the top corner to your mouth
7) Lift the bottom corner while keeping the top corner such that the snack portion slides right onto your tongue.
8) Tell anyone around you how awesome hitting the corner is.
Examples:
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1) Dude, he hit the corner and got chips all over his face!
2) What are you doing!? I wanted to hit the corner!
3) He made me laugh while I was hitting the corner. So I blew chips all over his dashboard!
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A way of a gang member saying go attack.
Let's go hit the folks
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To grab a bite to eat, most likely referring to a restaurant or meal that is highly desired.
John and I are going to hit the dish at noon - we're going to In 'n Out down the street - are you in?
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When you or your buddies try and smoke everything left in the bowl after its been passed around and there's nothing left but ash. Usually stoners who hit ass aren't smoked out enough and don't have enough to buy another bowl. Hitting ass may get you a tiny bit higher, but you'll also get a mouthful of tasty, black Scooby snacks.
Hitting Ass:
"Bro there's nothing left in that bowl"
"Nah man we can still hit some of that"
"Dude you aren't baked enough yet?"
"Not quite"
"Haha you must be broke as shit to be hitting that ass"
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