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Emergency Tampon - Phone Home! E.T Phone Home occurs when one is out on the town, skeezing it up in a bar, shopping for kicks and rags, or any other activity away from your mad stock of tampons at home. When one E.T Phone Home's they are calling home to ask a family member, pimp, or fellow drug dealer to hook you up with some tampons asap.
"Shit I need to E.T Phone Home!"
"Fuck I forgot it was that time of the month, can I use your phone to E.T Phone Home?"
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An indefinite amount of time; usually meant to convey forever, or eternity.
I'll love you til the cows come home
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"Hog Hard or Hog Home" a.k.a "HHOHH" is a phrase used to describe the act or process of "Hogging". The phrase dictates that the individual involved in the act of "Hogging" must either "Hog Hard" (i.e. perform the act of "Hogging" to the fullest extent physically possible) or "Hog Home" (i.e. return to said individuals dwelling if he fails to participate in the sport of Hogging actively and competatively).
If the individual chooses to not participate in the sport or fails to compete he is required to "Hog Home". Alternatively, the individual that chooses to "Hog Hard" typically becomes the embodiment of all that is great in the eyes of his gentlemen competitors. The individual who "Hogs" the hardest,usually the individual who goes home with the most unpleasant hog as determined collectively among his gentleman counterparts, is the ultimate winner in this gentleman's sport.
Alfred: "Winston, old chap, did you happen to see the Hogging match last night at the Tavern?"
Winston: "Indeed I did, and quite a performance it was, to much the dismay of many gentleman who were forced to hog home Theodore hogged hard and won the match with minimal difficulty!"
Alternatively, prior to the beginning of the math one gentleman may turn to the other and say, "Hog Hard or Hog Home" which indicates that the match has begun.
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A life motto for all bros to keep straying bros on the path of a true bro. Put on your backwards hat, hit the frat parties, and look for the beer bong, or go home and brush up on your bro-losophy.
Bro 1: I don't know if I want to party tonight.
Bro 2: Dude, Bro up, or Bro home. Now grab some Natty Ice.
A long time, usually defining how late
someone might stay up at night or out at bars, nightclubs, discos etc.
The origin of the phrase goes back to
a time when people were familiar with the time cows came home
(in the very early morning... 4 - 5 a.m.) because they wanted to be milked.
Person 1: We are going to go out to night!
Person 2: Really? how long?
Person 1: We are staying out until the cows come home!
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A phrase originally coined by Guile from the Street Fighter video game franchise, it was his tag line after defeating an opponent. Over the years, it has come to be used also when referring to someone who is past their prime at whatever it is that they should do.
Steven: "Hey, did you watch TNA Impact last week?"
Michael: "Yeah, I can't believe they had Ric Flair's 60-year-old ass wrestling again. He's way past his prime He should go home and be a family man."
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It's a movie you better NOT spoil.
The highly-anticipated, Spider-Man: No Way Home, is coming to theatres on December 17th!
... But, with every other good movie, there's always gonna be a troll to ruin everything. Let's NOT do that, okay?
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