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When at a crawl or otherwise in traffic, you see at least five cars in a row on their cell phone.
"Took me double the time to get to work ." "Traffic was slow" " I had cell phone bingo at least three times!"
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Often paired with please pick up the white courtesy phone, it's a phrase often used on sports athletes, that are no longer performing well.
Peyton Manning, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
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While you're fucking a girl, take her cell phone and slip it into her other end. Just before her climax, call it. The vibration will blow her mind. A great way to impress the ladies. LG Rumors work well. Blackberries work for the ambitious at heart.
girl- "I never expected him to call me back so soon! Boy it really blew my mind! DP phone home, you're my hero."
guy- "Next time its my turn."
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when you are having sex in a phone booth and making a phone call to your mother at the same time.
hi mom it's me i'm in a phone boo
having a good time with your friend sue
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If getting pussy in person wasn't good enough for a lover, then phone sex can suffice for some. If you have never had phone sex before, you are one of these
This kid is a total phone sex virgin. He hasnt even called 1-800-BOOBIES
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a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.
I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.
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the act of lubing up your phone with salsa, then inserting the spicy phone into your anus
dude, i just 'mexican hot phoned' myself - quick call me!............ oh yeah, thats nice.
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