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Noun:
1. A Band who has at least one sexy female member but she is deeply invovled with someone or married.
2. Band's whose lead singer is hot but completely unattainable.
Sure, Dirt Bike Anne has a girl in the band.... but she's MARRIED!! They're a cock tease band. They tease my cock!
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An organization based mostly in Central and Southern California that organizes and oversees, competitions, parades, and concerts for high school bands.
See also: Southern California School Band and Orchestra Association and Bands of America
Our band is in the Western Band Association.
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Someone obsessed with female-fronted rock bands, usually male.
Often abbreviated to "GBG," a girl-band geek is someone who prefers bands led by women over bands led by men, often to the point of critically accepting or rejecting bands solely based on the gender of their members, rather than on their talents or productions.
Terry's such a GBG that the only time he listened to Black Flag is when Kira Rosselaer played with them...
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Title bestowed on the latest cookie-cutter nü-something band by ignorant MTV obsessed neophytes who know nothing about music, while failing to realize that earlier, and greater, bands influenced the latest crop of down-tuned power-chording hair farmers, and even greater artists influenced them, and so on.
Bands that do not qualify for the title "greatest band ever":
Anything recorded after 1980
End of list. Sorry if you're butt-hurt, but it's true.
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A code word for a swinger's club.
That way you can talk about it and people listening in won't know what you're talking about. They'll think that you play an instrument which is sort of true because you play the skin flute at Band Camp.
What are you doing after this? Going to Band Camp. I need to find a trio or a quartet.
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The disorder all marching band members have after band camp. Side effects are nightmares in which you are running a drill and the director leaves you at horns up for hours on end, sleep marching, and multiple Vietnam-like flashbacks.
The marcher was afraid to sleep because of her marching band ptsd.
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The crappy bands that ruin music. Mostly based around a teen demographic. Linkin park is about the only succesful one out there. They usually combine electric and heavy metal, also rap.
Fusion singer: GIRL you are the only one for me, and nobody else is for me, GIRL. Crappy Dj shit plays and random rap comes up.
Some thirty year old guy: MAN, crappy fusion bands are ruining heavy metal!!!!
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