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internet conquistador

Someone who tries to be the first person in their social circle to discover and share links, images, articles, etc. from the web, in an attempt to look knowledgeable or cutting-edge.

Steve think he's such an internet conquistador for posting that link to a knitted Darth Vader cat costume on Facebook, but I totally saw it in my Craftzine.com RSS feed last week.

by Adrohn January 30, 2012


Internet condom

A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.

Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?

by Constlyung October 27, 2017


internet bowser

internet browser but mario

my internet bowser fucked peach

by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021


internet poverty

n. The lack of Internet in an an area, such as a home or country without Internet or with very slow, almost non-existent Internet.

I went over to Josh's last night and his internet got shut off. I felt like it was last Friday in that bitch because I went back in time. I have him the number for a shelter that helps people suffering from Internet poverty.

by TheBeagler December 4, 2013


french internet

bad internet connection

"ugh i keep lagging"

"that's because you're french and you have french internet''

"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"

by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020


internet chef

A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.

John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*

Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole

John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!

Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef

by fakeBanan April 14, 2019


Internet Community

A group of people within a different website. Most internet communities are known to be toxic though as most of them are filled with trolls, cyberbullies, pseudo-intellectuals, perverts, pretentious douchebags, edgelords, snowflakes, and idiots (not all the people from all communities are like that, but a majority of them are).

It's often extremely rare to find a good online community where 98% of it is filled with actual intellectuals who actually give constructive criticism instead of lambasting other people with different ethnic slurs.

There's a reason why I left the internet in the first place because I never get involved with any internet community because a lot of communities suck dicks and you know it.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019