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A joke so ass not a single person laughs
“Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!”
“Shut the fuck up that was a joey joke”
A joey joke is when somebody says an outdated or really unfunny joke. Examples of Joey jokes include but are not limited to saying sussy, a poop joke, anything related to among us, the whopper song, or just anything everyone can unanimously agree is incredibly unfunny.
Person 1: I'ma fuck the shit out of you
Person 2: Woah sussy
Person 3: Who tf says sussy? Joey joke.
To its bare minimum the definition of a Carpentier joke is such a joke, not necessarily very good one, that is not understood by the majority of the group and only by certain Carpentiers who then laugh hard and loud.
Pie: I don’t understand it. Nick: it must be a Carpentier joke.
An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny
"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan
"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)
When you tell a joke about your scrotum
Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no
A politician who is both a joke and a burden. Can be real or fictional.
Are you going to vote for Joke Burden?
a thing that the urban dictionary mods won’t allow.
Any mod- “we’ll reject inside jokes”
P2- “y’all really suck”