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On the 1st of October anyone and everyone should kick their local leprechaun to show them where they stand in the world.
“I just broke that Ginger’s kneecaps with that kick. Bro I love Kick a Ginger Day.”
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Wow you are sporting some nice fresh kicks yo .
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A large woman taking a shit, you barge in and drop kick her off the pot.
That fat girl was stinking up the bathroom so I gave her a hippopotamus drop kick.
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A facial gesture in which eyes become inexplicably larger than normal, fake smile contains Christmas-morning appeal and appears to be surprisingly genuine, albeit classically creepy.
The Junk Kicked Smile is found when a picture take-ee experiences some sort of breath-taking phenomenon - such as a Junk Kick - right before the click. Very difficult to fake as one then must remain in freeze frame until the photo is complete.
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when one is kicking their own face they are tripping on shrooms or acid.
A: are you still tripping?
B: yeah. i'm still kicking my face.
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As one human being runs and jumps with massive force . kicks the target with both feet and As the opponent tries to block or dodge/parry you target his Earline and swing both hands simultaneously and gives a skull throbbing Slap
Warning : Doing this might end up being a double KO or Death for the target party!
Best performed by Crazy people and Zohan
Paul: John give back my 1 gram of cocaine
John : Fuck off
Paul : ( Takes a step back)
John : what now?
Paul : Hands out a Flying kick slap
2 weeks later
Rudi : hey man going to johns funeral after that Flying kick slap you gave him
Paul : i suppose so !
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To rain down with kicks to the head, chest, or stomach to a downed opponent.
Did you see those hood kick(s) Shogun Rua used in Pride Fighting Championship last night?
Have you ever wanted to uppercut your boss and then hood kick em?
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