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If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.
Person 1: bro your so ugly like go suck my left ball
Person : bitch sthu (shut the hell up)
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Darren's left cheek is an attention-seeking edgelord that is emo
Jack: Man, I hate life, I want to be edgy and cool
Lucas: You sound like Darren's left cheek rn
Gay, homosexual. Used in the 1940’s.
I always knew my uncle Bob was left rudder.
When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.
"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"
When someone brings something unnecessary to a party and/or doesn’t clean up their own ass mess.
When a basic white girl brings box cupcakes to a Birthday party that already has a big birthday cake and then quickly leaves, Mason might respond “That bitch left her cupcakes. The audacity.”
You use the comment for almost any contact with other
Person- “Shut up dude you’re mean”
You- “My left ballock is mean”