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Shoving your dick into the sappy bit of a tree then lighting the whole tree on fire.
I hear James tried burning log. howd it go
by dick didnt fit in the tree
A man with unprecedented penis size. Originally coined by Orange Daddy.
"Orange Daddy whipped out the Log Chain"
I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs
He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs
n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".
"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!
You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"
(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:
"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
When you are having fun and you will roll your girl in a clockwise direction around your yum yum.
Me and Sharon tried Roll the log
When two people shit in the same toilet.
"Hey man wanna go to the bathroom and cross logs together?