Funky Monkey

The mixing of small amounts of left over alchohol to form a strong drink.

After the big party we made a funky monkey with the leftover booze.

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Monkey Bite

To bite someone in affection- generally on the neck. Monkey Bites can vary in terms of severity; they could be a huge purple hickey, or just a sweet nip on the neck. Some can leave teeth marks. Some don't.

My boyfriend's into monkey bites, so usually after I leave his place I look like a bear attacked me.

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Seismic Monkey

Commonly used term in the oil industry for a seismic engineer. another wanker who knows how to read books, but can't actually do anything technical. Usually posted as an observer

here comes another seismic monkey, wanker will probably be well suited to work as an observer

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bong monkey

1) Somebody who acts like a little monkey and goes crazy at the sight of the the bong. This person usually likes getting stoned a lot.

2)Somebody who lights the bong for a friend

1)He is a real bong monkey all he talks about is hitting the bong.

2)You wanna be the bong monkey and light this fat bowl of dank for me?

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Porch Monkey

A gangster wannabe that talks about being gangster when all he does is sit on steps and talk about being gangster to other wannabe gangsters

-Yo so this dude was disrespecting me, I would have stabbed him but i don't need heat from the 5-0
-Dude you've been sitting on the porch for the past week you porch monkey

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Sloppy Monkey

Tag team 2 girls with the same condom

Johnny sloppy monkeyed Joan later after Gina

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northern monkey

a cheeky northern chappie

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