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Someone who is impulsively stupid almost always
Andy: "Did you hear Donnie got another felony?"
Dan: "Another? Jeez, he's such a fuck-muffin."
it’s like saying “get fucked” so muffined is like a key worked for fuck/fucked
“your so bad at this get muffined”
A "cute" way of calling someone a slut. A non-offensive term to discribe someones promiscuous behavior.
Hannah Montana is not a skuttle muffin she is not a slut
Paris Hilton is a skuttle muffin because of her promiscuous behavior.
While Gruff is a hater or group of haters, a gruffin-muffin is a delightful post fight reward. Also known as hate sex, post fight coitus, or an angry lay.
His favourite way to make up after a fight is to get some gruffin-muffin. /or/ The gruffin-muffin inevitably made them more cheersighted.
Used in the popular card game "Muffin time" where if you have 10 cards at the start of your turn you may yell "It's muffin time" and win the game. (Please note that this is a VERY short version of the games rules.)
Person 1 *Does his turn*
Person 2 "Hah! I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 cards! It's muffin time!"
Person 3 "Aww, guess you win."
When a woman with a muffin top get her rolls glued together with Sperm.
Dude I gave that chick the muffin stapler
I don't know I just made it up; can't just put a word up and say it's a real word
Shut up Geoff it's your birthday you swick muffin