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black people pounds on jerk chicken
“Sorry I’m not Chinese enough for you, but I never seen you pound back jerk chicken, last time I checked brody twreaks better than you”
An event in which a group of males form a circle and masturbate as if their penises were the crank of a Gatling Gun until they ejaculate straight up into the air.
"Sorry, I'm busy this weekend, the boys and I are planing to have a Gatling Gun Circle Jerk."
Just imagine having a jerk circle out in the snow butt naked with all your bros and you all jizz at the same time and it freezes mid air
Bro I can’t wait for that polar bear jerk circle next winter
On May 2nd you have to jerk off a furry.
I'm going to jerk off a furry on Jerk Off a Furry Day
When you are trying to get around at least 2 other idiots on the freeway and they seem content to go the same speed next to each other hindering your efforts to go around them.
Sorry I’m late. Got stuck behind a jerk off drag race on the way over.
May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.
John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion
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This is what you get when you eat BW3 carribean jerk wings and mix it up with a pile or ronchy, rank ass puss! Future problems arise as one herpe can cause cancer in your intestinal track and esophagus. Doctors diagnose this as an uncurable disease unless you can find the right mix of semen to cure it. Some girls, not mentioning any names, spend damn and night trapping dick with the intention of curing this horrible cancer.
"Mam, I hate to tell you, but your gonna die soon. It appears that a carribean jerk herpe has infected you and caused a severe cancer to form in your intestines. You have one month to live!"
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