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It´s his first name.
Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"
Scholar: " It´s his first name."
Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"
Scholar: "That would be his first name."
Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."
Scholar: "I think you got it."
Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"
Jacob - Walks out *confused*
idk what the fuck it is bro
search it up lazy ass
person 1: dudeee i know obama's full name
person 2: no wae
cop:ur under arrest for stealing the 69th document of the black house
You just bought a 35 round pmag for your sks, and you go to load it. You walk over to your ammo stash of 1.5k rounds of 7.62x39 and somehow manage to pull out 33 rounds of hollow points and 2 FMJ's
Obamas america: The fuck am I supposed to do with this
shitting while listening to obama's speech
he Obama-shitsm himself
The “Ol’ Obama Tickle” is a sexual act where someone tickles the rectum of their partner with a feather and covers their face with shit to show a Obama look. If the person is already black they do this anyways.
“I can’t wait I’m gonna try the Ol’ Obama Tickle on my girlfriend, I think she’ll like it!”
Obama is the kanye from the future. Obama has time traveled to when his name was Kanye and in 2020 kanye will become president, the obama we know changed time and life as we know.
kanye obama is the future Kanye to show us how it will be in 2020.
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