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Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024


obama's full name

idk what the fuck it is bro
search it up lazy ass

person 1: dudeee i know obama's full name
person 2: no wae
cop:ur under arrest for stealing the 69th document of the black house

by fuck u stop using this June 29, 2022


Obama-shitsm

shitting while listening to obama's speech

he Obama-shitsm himself

by Obama lover1231421 March 16, 2022


Ol’ Obama Tickle

The “Ol’ Obama Tickle” is a sexual act where someone tickles the rectum of their partner with a feather and covers their face with shit to show a Obama look. If the person is already black they do this anyways.

I can’t wait I’m gonna try the Ol’ Obama Tickle on my girlfriend, I think she’ll like it!”

by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023


kanye obama

Obama is the kanye from the future. Obama has time traveled to when his name was Kanye and in 2020 kanye will become president, the obama we know changed time and life as we know.

kanye obama is the future Kanye to show us how it will be in 2020.

by The goat of the truth March 13, 2017

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