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The female act of masturbation with the use of water i.e. a massaaging shower head or other device/method which allows the water to induce climax by clitoral stimulation.
I heard you moaning in the shower, were you in there playing islands in the stream again?
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A terribly witty island. Formerly Haiti, maker of all the world's zombies. Exports include zombies which are sent under the ocean to Fascist Dictatorship Island. The End.
"I'm threatening you with my army of the undead!"
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A formulaic, boiler-plate television show where the same basic plot or premise occurs each episode but in a different way, (i.e. The crew of the Minnow come up with a plan to get off the uncharted, desert isle, but Gilligan screws it all up.). Notorious examples are how-to shows where some contractor or contracting group comes to a house, shows a plan, does the work, and then, “Oh… my… God,” shows the owner the result. Other examples are Eureka, American Chopper, Curb Appeal, and Save My Bath.
You know, that reminds me of that one American Chopper?
Which one?
The one where they decide to create a really cool, one-off motorcycle, but they make sure not to give themselves enough time before they plan on showing it, so the dad and son keep getting into arguments, Vince does all the work, but somehow they manage to get the chopper finished in time for the show. And Mikey is just weird.
Oh, well that narrows it down a lot. That is a real Gilligan's Island show.
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"upstate" has nothing to do with "north". It is a colloquialism for New York State outside of the city
Upstate Illinois actually refers to SOUTHERN Illinois because Chicago is up north.
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One of the greatest NHL dynastys winning four straight stanley cups (80-83). Although there were darker times (94-2000) they are still better than the other new york teams. People that are islander fans are not as much of assholes as ranger fans
Man the lockout really sucks, i cant watch the islanders anymore.
I was enjoying a hockey game at the collisum when some stupid fuck behind me was chanting ''lets go rangers'' islanders suck when they were kickin ass, stupid fuckin guido
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(n) - noun -NHL Team established in late 60's. Dominated the 80's by winning 4 straight Stanley Cups, but has little luck in the post-season since then.
The NY Rangers suck balls and are the epitome of Over-achieving teams that choke. (also see choke artist for NY Rangers definition).
Suck balls Ranger fans. Tel Henrik to stop choking and try and win a cup doosh-bags
The New York Islanders are Better than the Rangers
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A "Staten Island boy", in the Caucasian sense, is usually of Italian descent (there is, however, a heavy smattering of Irishmen; and Albanians and Russians to a lesser extent). A Staten Island boy is often misappropriated the title of a "guido". A guido is usually from New Jersey, Long Island, or Westchester. A Staten Island boy will usually be seen wearing a Sean John or Lacoste track jacket, baggy jeans, and white sneakers, whereas a guido from New Jersey or Long Island would tend to wear A/X. Diesel, and striped button-up shirts, tight jeans, and dress shoes. However, the biggest difference between a boy from Staten Island and a "guido" is the hairstyle. A guido will usually have their hair spiked-up, or styled with gel in some other way. A Staten Island boy, however, will usually have a shaved head. The "spiked-up" hairstyle (as seen on "Growing Up Gotti") was NEVER a style worn by boys on Staten Island. However, around the year 2000, a similar style was popular. This style was made up of a "tape-up" (short hair faded from the skin into the top from the back and the sides), with gel applied to the top to make it look "curly" rather than "spikey". This style was emulated from the Puerto Ricans at that time who have hair of the same texture as the many Italians of the borough. Today, on the other hand, most boys from Staten Island style their hair in the "caesar" style or, more commonly, completely shaven. Staten Island boys mostly listen to hip-hop music, and never house music (guidos), or Eminem, which have also been misapplied. Staten Island boys have New York accents, whereas people from New Jersey typically don't (LI and Westchester to a lesser degree). A Staten Island boy will typically have more in common with a boy from Bensonhurst or Bay Ridge, Brooklyn rather than NJ, LI, or Westchester.
A staten island boy is NOT a "guido".
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