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When you go to take a turd and you squirt fluid from your anal passage. Sometimes you suffer a deep burning of the anus.
Mitch - "man that was a big night of drinking"
Marty - "yeah i just went to take a after grog bog and it was like i was pissing out of my ass"
Mitch - "wrank....anal piss"
Marty - "it burnt real bad"
Mitch - "i wish Justin Timberlake would anal piss on me"
Marty - "fag"
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What you say to someone when they tell you something bad happened to them. Can be used to replace that sucks!.
Brian: Some dog wandered into my garage last night and pissed all over my Razor scooter...
John: You're pissed.
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A slang term to describe the popular Australian lager, Fosters.
Comes from the fact that a dingo is a type of Australian wild dog, and Fosters generally tastes like Australian wild dog piss.
Chav at the bar: "I'll have a pint of Dingo piss, and a blue WKD for the lady please mate."
Landlord: "Have you got any ID? You look about 12. And take your hat off inside my pub you scruffy bugger."
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Pulling your foreskin tight and pissing causing a fanning effect.
The golden sun was beautiful as it shined through my piss fan early in the morning.
My new girlfriend said I gave the best golden shower because I used the piss fan technique !
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Bipolar rage, caused by nothing at all.
Mike got box-pissed over a spec of dirt on his floor, and threw a toolbox at Adam.
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Total vaginal annihilation caused by the inability to handle unusually large male sex organs.
Back in the day, JB used to piss pound U of I ladies on a regular basis.
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