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you know what it is.
wait, you don't?
think HARDER.
"cool. Purple Beans!!!"
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A man who does one or two man luge and usually likes being a buddy fucker.
Scott B why are you being such a god damn purple falcon right now...WTF
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Excessive romantic and/or carnal interest in women of Indian or South Asian descent. Analogous to yellow fever. Derived from the purple hue of the vulva and labia of South Asian women.
Jealous White Girl: "Why is it that Mark's last three girlfriends were all desis? Does he have some kind of asian fetish?"
Guy In the Know: "Nope. He's just got the Purple Passion."
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With all of the layoffs and downsizing and economic struggle we've been having, a lot of people have lost their jobs. As a reduced force, people who are left are expected to be able to do the jobs of 3 or 4 people at once and be happy about it and grateful that they at least have a job.
When the companies have started hiring again, they are (erroneously) assuming they can find candidates who now have all of these very specialized and different skills, in one person. . . a Purple Squirrel.
Prior to the layoff, Acme Company had 1 Project Manager, 1 Computer Programmer and 1 Network Engineer. Due to the economy, the Project Manager and Network Engineer were laid off and the Computer Programmer was expected to learn how to do both of the other jobs and was successful in doing so. When the economy picked up, the Computer Programmer left for another job.
Acme Company needs to replace their employee and now they are looking for a candidate who has the skills of a Project Manager, Computer Programmer and Network Engineer... all in one. Unrealistic and unconnected, the client assumes that because they were able to create a person with this experience, there should be others out there. The quintessential Purple Squirrel.
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Andrew gave me a purple nurple, but nurple wasn't so purple 2 days later when I looked at my nurple. After that I went workin', flerkin', and gerkin'!
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That drank that such notorious rappers such as mike jones, slim thug, Smokedham, and 36 mafia and all those Gz from H-Town drink (Houston.)
Ingrediants are:
4 oz. cough syrup w/codeine
4 oz. rum, vodka, any hard alcohol
1 jolly rancher
purple drank purple drank all us H-town playaz do is sip that purple drank
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The art of giving a man a very rough blow job, and as you're giving him that blow job, the head of his cock turns purple.
Wow, that dude got the roughest blow job of his life. Did you see that purple heart on him?
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