Did You Try Putting It In Rice?

Standard response to a seemingly impossible to correct mistake, based on the often said query to any type of mobile phone damage.

Dave "FFS I just reversed my new car into the car park wall and totaled the bumper"

Terry "Did you try putting it in rice?"

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Nobody puts Baby in a corner!

What Ethan Couch's grossly-overly-indulgent/forgiving/accommodating father snortingly snarled to school officials prior to his absurdly-outrageous offer to buy da entire school just so dat his "little Prince" (i.e., "baby") would be treated (read, "coddled"!) da way he preferred, rather than his being compelled to behave in a rational/responsible/respectful manner towards his fellow students and teachers, or subjected to da standard disciplinary-procedures if he declined to proffer said reasonable demeanor.

If Ethan Couch's father had not whooped his asinine "Nobody puts Baby in a corner!" battle-cry during his surly son's formative years while he was in school, maybe both Ethan and his also-shockingly-pandering mom would not have subsequently had to "stand in da corner big time" (i.e., go to prison after committing infinitely-more-serious crimes) sometime down da road!

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put the grub on your cock

what Mortys dad told him to do when Morty was being a little bitch in the bush demension

Morty put the grub on your cock

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Don't put the cherry in the wall

Don't over complicate things.

Don't put the cherry in the wall. Just say it.

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Putting up 4 fingers

If you put up four fingers this shows that you are madly in love in haania 🫶🏼🫶🏼

“Putting up 4 fingers” damn haania I’m in love with you

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Put a bow on kai day

January 17th is put a bow on kai day.

HOLY SHIT IS JUANUARY 17TH. PUT A BOW ON KAI DAY!

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put his books on hold

Sexual encounter with someone.

I’d like to put his books on hold.

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