Bot A Sausage

The voluntary insertion of a particular meat product; a sausage into one's backside. Usually performed for pleasure or sometimes to win a bet.
Born in Norfolk, 'bot a sausage' takes place regularly, the Mayor of Norfolk is in the process of making it a public holiday.

Norfolk 'young chap' - "What day does bot a sausage fall on this year Dad?"
Norfolk young chap's father (unconfirmed) - "Well son (unconfirmed), we can go upstairs now, I've just had delivery of bratwursts!"
Norfolk 'young chap' - (Clapping hands) "Yippee!"

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Sausage Lane

1. A place,(Lane)to insert your Sausage.
2. A bun, for a Sausage.
3. A vagina, for a Sausage.
4. A vagina, for a Penis. NOT Anus,
for a Penis, that's Hershey Highway.
5. A Street, (Lane) named Sausage,
Sausage Lane
6. A Lady or Gentleman named:
Lane Sausage; in reverse.
7. A Fictitious Bowling Alley.
8. A Lane that Sausages travel down.

1. Me: "Put them in Sausage Lane."

You: "What's that?"

Me: "The refrigerator, and the Cupboard
for the smoked ones."

2. "I need a 'Sausage Lane' for my Hot
Dog."

3. Sister Mother Mary was caught with a
Sausage in Sausage Lane.

4. "Aw man, I needs ta gets me some
Sausage Lane real bad!

5. "...then turn right on Sausage Lane
and go about 1/4 mile..."

6. "Sausage, Private Sausage, Lane."

7. "...so come on down to 'Sausage Lane'
bowl a few frames, and get a bite to
eat this Friday night."

8. "...after the sausages are injected into casing they travel down, what we call 'Sausage Lane'."

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sausage fest

A party where there's a lot of really hot cock... the kind of atmosphere that makes you feel very horny.

Hey, dude, this is a great party. I haven't been to a sausage fest like this in a long time!

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sausage queafer

A sausage queafer is someone that may or may not be a girl who "queafs" (farts) on a sausage or multiple sausage at the same time.

hey brian, stop *queafing* on my sausage thats my breakfast you smelley sausage queafer.


* ( queafing meaning farting)

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sausage queen

A slightly chubby woman, but one you're grateful for when she's the only type left in the bar at last call because she'll still go home with you. Most likely originated in the South, and named thusly because she looks like she ate a lot of it growing up (or, alternately, because she's easy).

This place sucks. The best we're gonna do here is one of the sausage queens over there in the corner.

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Sausage fest

A night for the guys to hang without any chicks.

Hay, there is a sausage fest on Friday!

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Sausage Fest

A Party Where there is males jacking off each other

"dude Im so sore from that sausage fest last night"

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