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When a male places both testicles into a female's vagina & has her queef them back out again with force.
I almost lost it when Matilda buck shot my balls last night.
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During sex when you are doing a girl in the rectum you take your penis out and spit on her back then whens he turns around ejaculate in her face
Man: Oh shit im going to cum on your back
Girl: *MOAN*
Man: (Spits on back)
Girl: Oh ya that was good im going to shower (turns around)
Man: (Cums in her face)
Girl: OH MY GOD YOU DICK!
Man: MONEY SHOT BITCH
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Ejaculation for the sake of visual appeal, rather than physical appeal, usually onto one's sexual partner, and especially as part of videotaped sex. The implication is that such a visually appealing shot will generate monetary profit for the video in question that it wouldn't have otherwise had without it.
"Here comes the money shot. Get ready."
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The newest definition of dumbassery, an eye shot consists of imbibing alcohol (usually vodka) through one's eye as a way of getting the alcohol into one's system more quickly. This is, of course, an incredibly good way to end up blind.
Bob: So how did you lose your sight?
Fred: Eye shots. It was so worth it!
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When your beatin your meat in a public stall, and a child wonders under the door as your shooting your load
Did you here about Fez? He got caught doin harambe shots at the town pool!
A coronavirus vaccine is known as a "freedom shot." People who get freedom shots gain immunity from the big 'rona and are free to roam this land. Despite fears of being injected tracking microchips from big tech CCP shill Bill Gates, freedom shots are widely accepted as they are the only way life can get back to normal again.
Boy: Hey wanna Netflix and Chill?
Girl: I can't my parents are over 65 and they are at risk of developing serious complications from COVID!
Boy: It's okay I got them freedom shots
Girl: okay