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Ejaculating into the air
She was jerking me and I mad a spiders chandelier
You're evil if you make a limbless spider
A name that has not been used in forever because it got replaced just like Tesla compared to Ford
Person 1: yo you remember Spider-Raptor?
Person 2: I have not heard that name in a while mate
A name that no one remembers anymore if we are being for real.....
Person 1: Wasn't there someone named spider raptor?
Person 2: What are you on about?
Person 1: Nvm I guess
One of the most important holidays in Asian cultural on May 21st. Typically Asians fast from 6-10 am and don’t see the sunlight.
Are you celebrating Asian Spider-Man day tomorrow?
Australian way of saying “Well no shit”
*at the pub*
Person 1:“wanna grab a drink?”
Person 2: “well we’re not here to fuck spiders”
When your girl hangs from the ceiling and you fuck the shit out of her until you cum in her and the cum drips out making a web.
I heard last week Henry and Kristen did a Brazilian spider and now Henry's carpet and roof are fucked.