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Northwestern State University. NSU. A 4 year university located in Natchitoches, LA. Home of the Demons. The symbol of their school is a set of 3 columns left over from a plantation home that burned on the land. NSU was established in 1884. NSU is also home to a ghost by the name of Isabella. Legend tells that she lived in the plantation home that burned. Today NSU is known for its fantastic football team, and their mascot Vic was featured on Spike TV when someone recorded Vic and an opposing mascot having a fist fight during a game. When people say they went to Northwestern many people confuse it with the school located in Illinois.
I went to Northwestern State University. No, not the Northwestern in Illinois.
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The United States of America is the greatest country in the world. We have worked tirelessly for many years to help hundreds of other countries and when one idiot gets into an office of power everybody immediately turns on us.
Americans: Man I love the United States of America. They are a true symbol of freedom.
World: Shut up you american pig-dogs you helped us for many years but now we spit on you because we are so ignorant.
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The states people fly-over when flying from New York to California. They represent the Mid-West and Southern states which are deemed "redneck" states.
These states lack culture and are crawling with uneducated white trash. They tend to show contempt towards the coastal cities, mainly because their own ignorance and low-class lifestyles hold them back from reaching any educational or capitalistic achievements, and thus blame the coastal cities for their own demise. Tourists tend to avoid these states, as there is nothing to do there and they do no contribute to American culture, as do the east and west coasts.
John: People in fly-over states are stuck in their own hell. No Ivy League schools, no exciting cities, and awful weather.
Joe: Yeah, there's nothing to do there. God bless the coastal cities!
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This is the biggest pussy school of all Satellite Campuses out of any college or university in the country. Nobody does anything there, no parties, and no pussy. Only thing you can do is go to the gym and cross your fingers waiting for the day you get sent up to main. You will be the butt of all jokes with your friends if you go here.
The cunt Sally couldn't get into main so she took her last option and went to Penn State Berks.
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to have taken any drugs that are deemed illegal by law
when the police knocked on my door, I was in a state of progressed illegality
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OSU (Ohio State University's) football team. Wins a lot. Even wins when they lose three quarter backs and have to go to the fourth string. Evens wins if they have to cheat. Also, they play a team to the North every year just to remind them that they always win.
Let's take a look at the top ranked teams. 1.) the Ohio State Buckeyes. Man I wish I lived in Ohio...
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A sad, pathetic attempt by liberals to cope with the fact that their own self righteousness doesn't actually mean that they are right. Instead of graciously admitting that they are infact a minority in America, they would rather take their toys and go home, as evidenced by the "USC", similar to the southern states succession, but without the backbone to actually do anything about it except talk.
Liberal weiner: " I'm not an American anymore, I voted for Kerry and Im a USC citizen."
Rational moderate: "Well, Kerry was a bad idea to begin with, maybe next time the Democrats will have a real contender I can vote for. Oh well, back to work."
Religious Conservative: "I'm glad this whole election is over, now we can get on to things that matter like fixing Social Security and the National Sales Tax and breaking up the pharmaceutical compny/Insurance stranglehold on medical care."
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