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1. The act of squatting over and performing The Goat over a sleeping individual. Upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. Don't forget to call him a fag and kick him in the ass 2. a REAL dick move.
Some dude: Yesterday John woke up to me giving him the Goatcheese Surprise. He was so scared that he shit himself
Other dude: Oh MY GOD!
Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.
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When a homeless person enters a phonebox to search for spare change in the coin slot and upon leaving he is surprised to find a bucketful of semen falling onto his head, splattering the exquisite contents all over his rags.
"Peter got hobo surprised last week, and he loved it"
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A sexually deviant act where an Asian female squirts on a recipient, but instead of squirt, it is duck sauce. The duck sauce squirt is then collected in to a ceremonial porcelain saucer where all participants dip chicken fingers and those Chinese bread rolls (you know which ones I'm talking about) to reinvigorate them after a long coitus session.
"I hope my never finds out about the Chinatown Surprise I received at my bachelor party in Vegas."
"I give you Chinatown Surprise for twenty fie Dorrah!"
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As a man is having sex with a girl in her room and is about to cum, he pulls out, grabs the nearest stuffed animal (a bear preferably) and cums in the bears face.
Kevin didn't have a condom so he pulled a Teddy Ruxpin Surprise.
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if you wanna take some unsuspecting poeple by surprise.
you should take a lot of laxative
stand on a tall building ,balcony whatever you like
drop your pants bend forward
and explode ! resulting in poeple covered in scattershit
watch out dont slip and fall ass down on the sidewalk
now . go out and spray
make someone's day
get on a tower and give em a chocolate surprise shower
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when you're getting a girl in the butt and then out of no where you make you're hands look like antlers and yell "MOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and when she looks back at you, you punch her square in the face and run out of the room as fast as possible.
"Yo man, you're girls face is fucked up!"
"I know, i gave her the good ol' Bull Winkle Surprise."
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An act of hatred in which the victim has a plastic Play-Doh cookie cutter template Zap-a-Gapped (similar to super glue, but stronger) to his/her anus. The desired effect should be something along the lines of star shaped logs.
To their bewilderment, Pam had fainted in the bathroom and was lying on the ground motionless. The cause of her accident could be found in the toilet bowl: several flower shaped specimens of fecal matter. Pam had stolen Danny's lunch money earlier that day any Danny wanted to get even with her. To make a long story short, Pam was on the receiving end of a historical Play-Doh Surprise.
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