take-out beer

when you're underage and you find a bar chill enough to provide (delivery) for you....without checking ID

Guy 1: yo bro lets swill reebs 2night
Guy 2: yea lets get dank detaretilbo..but how...?
Guy1: lets get some take-out beer remember?
Guy 2: Yea that guy at that bar down town is mad chill and will hook us up..even bring it hahah
Guy 3: MAD NICE!!!!!!

Jesus take the wheel

When things go awry. When you can no longer take whats happening around you so you ask for the higher power Jesus to take the wheel.

Oh i just cant take this anymore Jesus take the wheel!

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taking the browns to the superbowl

to defecate

hey reggie, i'll be right back...gotta take the browns to the superbowl

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taking grandma to arbys

Soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly. Then proceed to pleasure someone's asshole with the wrinkly hand.

I love taking grandma to arbys

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take a flying leap

take a flying leap a non vulgar way of telling someone to fuck off

my boss fired me for coming in late to work one time i told her to take a flying leap

I'd take the wolverines

Stems from the question "would you rather take on a grizzly bear or 30 wolverines?" for which most everyone says, the grizzly. This phrase though, describes something so feirce or frightening, when applied to this scenario, one would actually prefer to fight the wolverines instead.

"holy shit, Patrick Swayze in 'Road House' was fuckin tough."
"yeah dude, I'd take the wolverines"

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Take it Down a Notch

instruction to an individual to regulate his or her level of enthusiasm.

Robert needs to take it down a notch with the flirting; he already has a girlfriend.

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