someone who knows underground things before they become trends, who instantly gets it. someone who is avant-garde
guy #1: I was listening to that shit before it became popular
guy #2: I know, you're so tapped in
The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.
Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!
When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.
"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"
SEX.
"Dude, I'm gonna tap the Blackberry."
"Is that what the cool kids are calling it these days?"
When you have to have a bowel movement soo bad that the shit is actually crowning out of your anus leaving a stain on your underwear
"Dude I have to shit soo bad I'm tapping cloth, if I wait much longer I'm going to be wearing the funny pants"
The that dirty bitch
Mate did you get owt that's night? Yea man for real, bit of slap 'n' tap
To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."
Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.