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Someone that steals another’s joke without crediting them and gets more laughs.
Person 1: Did you see Matthew joke snatched Corey
Person 2: Yes he does it all the time
Guy 1: What idiot called it erectile dysfunction and not ballzhiemers?
Guy 2: Actually, erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with the balls.
Guy 1: Why do you have to Ross the joke?
When you top somebody's joke with another joke.
"Dick went to the doctor’s the other day
Did Dick?
Dick Did!
Poorly Dick?
Sick Dick!"
Such an up joke.
-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
"Dick was dining at the restaurant.
Dick was?
Was Dick ever! It was on the tax-payer!
Clever Dick.
Slick Dick!"
Double up joke.
-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).
Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
A word or term submitted by people on Urban Dictionary that usually revolves around a person or thing that very few people other than the submitter actually know about, with said word or term often having a definition that does not accurately or effectively explain what it actually is to people who have never heard of such a thing before
The huge amount of urban inside jokes is fucking irritating.
A Spencer Joke is a joke that used to be interesting/hilarious (not at all to begin with), and become not funny due to the repetitive amount of times the joke is being said.
If Spencer says the joke "Like having meat in your mouth", I will lose my mind because it has now turned into a Spencer Joke.
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The Country Of Japan Is The Fastest Joke In The World